Underwear Breathing Smell

There has been an uprise in the amount of main tanks who have contracted Underwater Breathing Syndrome (ubs). One Infinite tank, who we will refer to as Helyea's boyfriend, has developed a secret passion for tiptoeing into his girlfriends room and frightening her. Did I mention that he does this in Victoria's Secret Underwear, and while he is tanking!? Yeah, he is that twisted. Helyea came to me with her problem of Kush stealing her dainties, and we decided that Kush needed some of his own.










So we did just that...

So we finally got around to shaving Acro

After months of seeing matted hair and dingle berries, we finally decided that our ferocious tank needed a shearing. Aided by 29 other guild members, we gave him the closest shave of his life. You won't believe what we discovered...Acro has moobs (Translation: Man Breasts (Translation:boobs))! Calex walked away in shock almost critting her pants, Soraxen went into a corner laughing hysterically, and Lamour sized his knockers against those of our newly "twink" druid.

Shamed of his condition, Acro has decided to leave wow. We can now see him on the Vegas strip and at carnivals displaying his abnormality. Reportedly he keeps them unshaven. We will refer to this as a "Hairy Rack".

I can only wish Acro luck on his future endeavors. BTW sexy skirt!


Note to readers: This is a picture of a drag queen. Usually drag queens are homosexual men who justify their feelings for other men by dressing in womens clothing.

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Hawt Pally Love!

I have been following a recent love affair for the past few weeks.

Two Paladins, both alike in dignity,
In fair Warcraft , where we lay our scene,
From Ancient Prejudice breaks to new mutiny


Sengen and Donaga have always been great friends, and really great paladins to boot. However, what I have witnessed is much more...

In a recent trip to SSC, Sengen realized his secret love for Donaga was unnatural in the Paladin world (...not so uncommon in the gnome world). In an attempt to cleanse himself from his feelings, he decided that a trip down an elevator shaft would prove most effective. In a bizarre twist to this modern day love tale, instead of taking his life, Donaga rezzed his Pally friend. After a brief "manly" hug and some whispers... (most of which my microphone could not pick up because of Calex's crit macro) they resumed their positions in the raid. Seriously, one more crit, and I might jump down that shaft.

Anyways, I caught up with Bdub at a later time, and she said, "...Sengen kinda skips along." Well we all know who wears the pants in that relationship! Sengen's long time lover and wife did not have anything to say to these recent allegations but I have heard rumors that she is paid big time gold to keep his cover. I will be following this story very closely!

UPDATE!!!: While browsing the internet for ... ummm... a research paper... yeah that's it.. I stumbled across something that proved my theory correct. After acknowledging that I was 21..heh... I proceeded to enter two new websites.. 2pallies1cup.com and even saw pics of our favorite Pallies in "Pallies gone wild" series 2 and 7; Oops I forgot my Bubble, and OH! Turn on your Crusader Aura, respectively. Wow guys! just wow!

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The n00b and the loot whore.

Last night I wiped the raid. In Mags, all buffed up and ready to go. Just needed the tanks in place.

I was anxious... I was keyed up... I was ready to go.

I played with my scroll wheel... and then disaster struck.

You see, my scroll wheel is a little different. Sure, you scroll it back and it moves the camera back; However, you scroll it forward and it starts my shot rotation macro.

Oops... yeah... I screwed the pooch on that one. In my defense I will say that I had not targeted the mob and that there is a a little quirk in the game right now where Hunter shot sequence macros are automatically picking up targets... but I knew about this little bug and still played with my scroll wheel.

As penance for my boneheaded move I will be paying a fine of 100 gold to the Guild Bank. And I think that anyone who pulls such a n00bish move as I did should consider a donation to the guild bank as a mea culpa.

As for my co-contributor, well all I know is that before I signed off he took all the loot from the High King, he probably ninja'ed all the stuff from Gruul too.

Edit: As for my ranking on the n00b scale... I would think it pretty high, but I will leave it to Legarius to decide my final fate.

The n00b Meter -- Teleport FTW!

I think it needs to mentioned here, maybe even shouted from the mountain top?

But a strange occurrence happened to our Raid Leader last night in Tempest Keep.

As we were getting ready far an attempt at A'lar our illustrious RL, Azazer, said.

"Why am I in Ironforge?"

Why indeed? Well, I'm just guessing here, but I would guess that he somehow triggered a spell called, "Teleport:Ironforge" or something like that... but I'm just a lowly hunter, so I may have the spell name wrong.

None the less -- this starts our new feature called "The n00b meter"(TM) Where n00bish acts are rated on a 1 to 10 scale.

For yesterdays gaffe, Az earns a 6.8 on The n00b Meter

BEHOLD!

The Powerful Gnomes of The Infinite!

And their Night Elf Master!

(And a boomkin that ruins the effect)