After months of seeing matted hair and dingle berries, we finally decided that our ferocious tank needed a shearing. Aided by 29 other guild members, we gave him the closest shave of his life. You won't believe what we discovered...Acro has moobs (Translation: Man Breasts (Translation:boobs))! Calex walked away in shock almost critting her pants, Soraxen went into a corner laughing hysterically, and Lamour sized his knockers against those of our newly "twink" druid.
Shamed of his condition, Acro has decided to leave wow. We can now see him on the Vegas strip and at carnivals displaying his abnormality. Reportedly he keeps them unshaven. We will refer to this as a "Hairy Rack".
I can only wish Acro luck on his future endeavors. BTW sexy skirt!
Note to readers: This is a picture of a drag queen. Usually drag queens are homosexual men who justify their feelings for other men by dressing in womens clothing.
1 comment:
I think I'll come back as Moonkin. You can't shave feathers can you?
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