Are you an iLoser?

Do you or have you ever:

• Said double you tee eff, oh em gee, or roflcopter?
• Ever said gold instead of dollar?
• Found yourself doing the night elf dance
• Played video games at work
• Watched youtube videos of video games at work
• Talked to coworkers about how you pwn noobs and melt faces

If you have answered yes to any of these questions I have a solution for you

For the low low price of $0.00 per month you can experience the most outstanding new game on the market: World of Lifecraft. Along with billions of other players you can interact in a glorious 3d world. Like it's digital brethren, World of Lifecraft offers many features you will love. These include:

• Professions: You have a plethora of options. This ranges from the standard options that World of Warcraft gives us, but also includes:

1. Street pharmacist
   
2. "lady" or "gentleman" of the night (also may be referred to as the office *&^%)
   
3. Widow washer
4. Trash man
5. President

• Character selection : World of Lifecraft houses much more than the 8 classes we are used to . Some of the classes include:

1. Fake whiteboy thugs
2. Arrogant douche bags
   
3. Old people that should not be riding mounts
   
4. Dumb people
   
5. Dumb people who run our country
6. Angry bottoms

• Vendors: Tired of those damn vendors not having a particular item? World of Lifecraft solves this:

1. Walmart
2. Target (Like Walmart, minus douche bags and fake white thugs)
3. Costco
4. Sam's club

• Gear: Tired of that funky garb? Wat to be stylin it up like a G? WOL offers:

1. Gap: For the metro sexual man in you
2. JC Penny: People who like overpriced clothes
3. The Good Will: Caters specifically to Bdub and her 37 illegitimate chillren. JK <3 you Miss V
   

Look for WOL 2. This expansion includes:

• Getting Gkicked IRL