Virgin. Yes, our sous tank (food on the mind) revealed a softer, squishier side in last nights raid. He is in fact.....bum ba dom..... A loot virgin. When two epic thrown items dropped in last nights raid, he forced himself from going too far. He had hit first base only once with a pair of T4 shoulders, but he just wasn't ready for the big leagues. That thrown weapon looked softly into his eves and moaned his name, but it was not going to happen. Most may frown upon this act and in the words of a great fellow, "You will never get any (loot) if you keep holding out." Forget what they say Kev, I applaud you. Mostly because I won't be getting any either... well at least for the next month and a half!
Just remember this, and everything will be okay: "It is not the size of the rod, but how you use the worm" ... "just make sure you don't get a bite on the first cast. That would be pretty sad"
You are not the only one who came up short Kev. Perhaps Mervyn has some defending to do...
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