Blkwidow is the proud mother of two children. She is the epitome of what I would call a great mom. She chains her kids up in the basement to farm for hours, and even admitted to some sort of evil "chart" in which she monitors their progress. IF you miss your chores, or don't farm enough, you get an X by your name. Get one X, and you don't have lunch money FOR THE WHOLE YEAR!!! In her defense, Helyea, an epic priest, said, "Children enjoy doing those things. You know, I have children begging to clean my boards and clean tables." I don't know what you are slipping into their chocolate milks at lunch Miss Helyea, but I can assure you it is not FDA approved. Reports have even been made that she drugs her long time boyfriend into submission thinking that pajamas from his momma are the leetest Christmas gift. EVEN THE ONES WITH THE LITTLE FOOTIES! ZOMG!!
Back to our topic at hand. Bdub may not have the best pronunciation, but how would you speak if you only had one snaggletooth!
Note to reader: Those are not really Bdub's teeth, or any "real" teeth for that matter. IF they were, that would be just creepy!
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