One of our fellow guildies decided that healing is for the lame and DPS incompetent. In a recent interview with Mummrah, he explained how he used the internet and hormones to change his appearance from the friendly healing dwarf, to an evil satanic shadow priest. This could not have been more false. Our little naive friend found himself not only with a bum spec, but with mind flay (rank 1). While he thought he was kickin' ass and takin' names, he was actually only tickling his foes with his lame pew pew lazerz! Upon discovery of his noobness, Mummrah begged to go train. For his punishment, I made him zap his foes with rank 1 until the raid was over. He finished 8th that night, only beating our two healers. Note to noobs... When you re-spec, make sure you retrain. I don't think we will be seeing much of Mummrah. His last spotting was at a local drag show.
Moral of the story: You don't win with a roll of 99. Fellesa will beat you.
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