Butter Nipples and Joslin's nuts, oh my!

Blkwidow must be tired of Uncle Mike's nuts, and had to move on to bigger and saltier. In a recent raid, she admitted that she has an unhealthy obsession with "picking up Joslin's nuts". Apparently this has turned into a recent hobby and further proves that her children must be chained up in the basement only allowed to see the light of day when they are going to school or farming for mommy!

Apparently the same crazy country mother (who we will protect by calling Miss Vanessa) has been doing unspeakable acts with butter and dare I say it... nipples. She was heard yelling on ventrilo "Joslin better keep off of my butter nipple." I don't know what kind of filthy, unheard of sexual acts they are performing, but I want a DVD copy of it. Remember guys, sex sells. You could upgrade that trailer to a double-wide!!